"No one ever said they would bite people. I just wanted to touch it"~Zhang Xinyan
So there is this man, they say he was drunk after four beers. I say; what a dumb ass!@
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This man just wanted to pet the Panda, the caged up, wild Giant Panda.
"When he got closer and was undiscovered, he reached out to hug it..."
um.. Smart man. So after doing this brave act of intellect, he got bit, so he bit the Panda back. Well, the Panda, being a Panda, was like ok, and bit this mans other leg. Well this wasn't working out to the man jumped on the back of the Panda and bit again. Needless to say, the man lost this little war of wisdom.
Mr Zhang said he had not realised pandas could be violent.
No, Pandas are as calm and gentle as a Cougar. hahah
Zoo spokeswoman Ye Mingxia said the panda was unharmed and they were not considering punishing Mr Zhang yet.
I say let him clean Panda poo for a week and it's all good.
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